Unstoppable Shrek

Ability: Shrek's Yell

Make your opponent weaker than they already are. Their attacks now do half damage.

Bite • Death

Kill your opponent. The card is now gone forever. Can't use this move for 5 turns.

Eye soup • 100

Blind the opponent's pokemon. They now have to flip a coin before attacking, and death shall come for them if tails.

Shrek Smash • 50+

Flip a coin and if heads keep punching and do so until you get tails, Show no mercy.