In the wild tapestry of human connection, there exists a rare phenomenon: the Ancient Duo. These specimens have shared a bond since before memories were fully formed, tracing their origins back to the earliest days of kindergarten. Now, over three decades later, this enduring companionship has matured into a formidable alliance. Such longevity is not to be scoffed at—indeed, it grants the pair a unique strength. Together, they possess an uncanny ability to outlast, outwit, and utterly annihilate duos of lesser years.