Count Oblivious

Ability: Selective Hearing

Once during your turn (before you attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, ignore all effects of your opponent’s Active Pokémon’s Ability until the end of your turn. (After all, you weren’t really paying attention.)

Confused Ramble • 30

Flip a coin. If heads, deal damage, and your opponent is now Confused. If tails, you are now Confused because you lost track of what you were saying.